11-11-11

Another 2 sentence review.


Once again my penchant for religious thrillers got me into trouble, with another horrible offering from people involved with the Saw films.
Can someone inform Hollywood that there is more to being scared than creepy things appearing suddenly in frame accompanied by loud noises; and inform the writer/director that the twist left me limp?

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

I thought I'd do another 2 sentence review. Keep in mind I liked the first Transformers movie...



Because I'm not a heterosexual American male who is turned on by women, cars, guns, explosions, and the misguided sense of American patriotism when it's actually the whole world at stake, there was little left in this ridiculously long movie to enjoy.
'Over the top' is a massive understatement.

Bless The Child

Another 2 Sentence Review!



Sometimes my love of religious thrillers has a darker side.
By 'darker side' I mean I end up watching terribly scripted, over-acted, ridiculous movies.

But if you watch that trailer, you have effectively seen the whole film. Including the comical exploding car that fell off a bridge...

Super 8

Welcome to my inaugural “2 Sentence Review”. This type of review has come about because I (completely independently) came up with the idea to write Haiku Reviews, only to discover that I was not the first to have such a thought and so my brilliance would get lost amongst the myriad of other such review blogs. Then, watching Super 8, a new thought occurred to me. How about I sum up my thoughts in two sentences?

I haven’t had the heart to check the net to see if anyone else has done this, and frankly, I don’t care. My blog will not be dedicated to the 2 sentence reviews, they’ll just be there when I can succinctly sum up my thoughts. (Hooray! I hear my readers cheer… Lord knows I can waffle on…)

So, all introductions aside, on with the show:

Super 8

First it was boring.

Then it was silly (maybe if I was a kid again?).